Witze
Pilot:
Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16.
Tower:
Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower.
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker.
Tower:
Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?
Tower:
You can believe me, this is Vienna!
Pilot:
(Nach einer erneuten Pause) But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!
Tower:
Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava.