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Well, dät wos in di sauthern off di junaitits staits. And it wos a werry hot änd ä werry dörsty day.
Ä kaubeu went into ä bar. Behind de bar der wos ä liddle mexikän.
Di kaubeu said: Ei äm dörsty. Gimmi a bottle of whisky porfawor!
Di little mexikän said: Well señor, won boddl of whisky won dollar porfawor señor!
So di kaubeu said: Dad is not possible - hau can you du dät so tschiip?!
Di liddle mexikän said: Well señor, my boss is upstairs fucking my wife - Eim daun here fucking his bisniss