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Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.
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Tower:
Delta Romeo Zulu, confirm you are inbound to Sulz NDB?
Pilot:
Affirm, but we dont receive it.
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Pilot:
Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16.
Tower:
Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower.
Pilot:
(Nach einer Denkpause) Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker.
Tower:
Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and ...
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Tower:
Lufthansa 893, number one, checkcar on the runway.
Pilot:
Roger. Well check the car on the runway.
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Tower:
Flamingo 019, do you have a Springbock in sight, twelve oclock five miles crossing from left to right?
Pilot:
If you mean a 737?
Tower:
Yeah, you got it, you got it!
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As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.
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Washington D.C., Clearance Delivery:
German Air Force 269, you are cleared to Destination Indian Springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet thereafter present position direct BOM do not pass BOM at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 dir ...
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Pilot:
Tower, da brennt ein Runway-light.
Lotse:
Ich hoffe, da brennen mehrere.
Pilot:
Sorry, ich meine, es qualmt.
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Tower:
Delta Fox Alpha, hold position, Marshall will park you.
Pilot:
Roger. Looking out for John Wayne.
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Sagt der Pilot zu den Fluggästen: Ich hab eine schlechte und eine gute Nachricht. Die schlechte, wir haben einen Entführer an Bord! Die gute, er will nach Hawaii
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